I know it’s easy to say tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was, but here is a piece of trivia for you: A fluke is the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke chances are you might catch one.
— Kevin, “The Office” (via musicofmadness)
I wish there was a way to know you were in the ‘good ole days’ before you actually left them.
— Andy Bernard (via lieutentantlauren)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
